Stupid Beauty Products

(Plaintive female voice) “My skintight leopard skin pants just don’t make me look whorish enough anymore. I wish there was a product that would retain the cheap look of animal prints while somehow making me look even more ridiculous.”

 (Cheerful male announcer) Well now there is! Be a stripper! Or just look like one!”

I will admit that just this picture in the ad totally blew my mind. I immediately checked out their website at Violent Lips.

Leopard skin is just the look of this season. The temporary lip tattoos, which last up to 8 hours, also come in checkers, sparkles, giraffe print, rainbows, the Canadian flag, and with text like FEISTY POISON and KISS. I ordered the Union Jack. I’ll let you know how it goes over at the next Who concert.

Photo courtesy of Violent Lips

Elise Thompson

About Elise Thompson

Born and raised in the great city of Los Angeles, this food, culture and music-loving punk rock angeleno wants to turn you on to all that is funky, delicious and weird in the city. While Elise holds down the fort, her adventurous alter ego Kiki Maraschino is known to roam the country in search of catfish.
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3 Responses to Stupid Beauty Products

  1. Donna Lethal Donna Lethal says:

    You KNOW I love it. There’s a lot more stupid beauty products out there, don’t even get me started…

  2. The black & white checker is pretty cool!

  3. You KNOW I also ordered the black and white checkered ones. I know what you two are getting for Xmas!

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