Vandalized Vintage comes out of New Zealand by way of Etsy. Any British colony is going to have nice china, and Trixie Delicious just gives it a little extra oomph. I know exactly who to give the “Lowlife” plate to. Sadly, we’ve just missed the shipping deadline for the United States, but just pay a little extra for shipping or avoid that special friend until after Christmas. Then the wrapping paper is on sale too.
Vandalized Vintage also sells cups with the names of poisons on them and plates decorated with popular prescription drugs. Buy them for your favorite Petrol Head, Redneck, Sinner or Gaybo.