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Dukey Flyswatter

About Dukey Flyswatter

Dukey Flyswatter, (AKA Michael), is a native Angeleno with strong roots in the underground scene since the 70's. He is a screenwriter (Blood Diner, Star Slammer), actor(Surf Nazis Must Die, Betty Page:Dark Angel, etc.), freelance writer. He is best known for his Horror Metal rock group, Haunted Garage, which he founded in the 80's and has now reformed, with him taking his usual role as lyricist and singer.

Summertime Food Festivals and County Fairs

To paraphrase the Gershwin hit from Porgy And Bess, “It’s Summer Time and my fingers are greasy.” If you’re not firing up the backyard grill or smoker, and are tired of driving all the way to the pier for a … Continue reading

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“Bob’s Holiday Office Party”: Dreaming Of A White Bread Christmas

Everyone has their favorite entertainment specials they look forward to each year. For many it’s the 24-hour marathon of “A Christmas Story.” “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” directed by the 3D puppet masters Rankin and Bass, is being handed from … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 31, “Chillerama”

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 30

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 29 Shiver

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 28 Creep

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 27 The Descent

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 26 [Rec.]

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Scary Movie Alternatives for the Halloween Season: October 25, “Repulsion”

Everyone has their staples for Halloween watching, like John Carpenter’s “Halloween” and “Nightmare Before Christmas.” But be forewarned, gentle reader, because your master of Scarimonies (God, I sound like the Crypt Keeper), Dukey Flyswatter, will suggest some gems and themes … Continue reading

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Haunt Review: Motel 6 Feet Under

MOTEL 6 Feet Under is located at the Business Expo Center in Anaheim, and is in its second year running. From the sparse exterior with the clever logo and lone zombie slider, you could be dubious of its local acclaim. My first … Continue reading

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