LA Times food writer Russ Parsons (center) talks about the joys of portability with chef Ludo Le Febvre (right) and his wife, partner and now co-host Krissy LaFebvre. The spicy French chef can currently be seen screaming “I love to cook some FUCKING FOIE GRAS!” at protesters on Sundance’s reality show Ludo Bites America. Reservations for Ludobites’ next installment are sure to be tougher than Stones tickets now, thanks a lot, television.