(Plaintive female voice) “My skintight leopard skin pants just don’t make me look whorish enough anymore. I wish there was a product that would retain the cheap look of animal prints while somehow making me look even more ridiculous.”
(Cheerful male announcer) Well now there is! Be a stripper! Or just look like one!”
I will admit that just this picture in the ad totally blew my mind. I immediately checked out their website at Violent Lips.
Leopard skin is just the look of this season. The temporary lip tattoos, which last up to 8 hours, also come in checkers, sparkles, giraffe print, rainbows, the Canadian flag, and with text like FEISTY POISON and KISS. I ordered the Union Jack. I’ll let you know how it goes over at the next Who concert.
Photo courtesy of Violent Lips
You KNOW I love it. There’s a lot more stupid beauty products out there, don’t even get me started…
The black & white checker is pretty cool!
You KNOW I also ordered the black and white checkered ones. I know what you two are getting for Xmas!