A New Year’s Resolution from the Descendents

Posted on January 4, 2018 by Elise Thompson

Descendents – "No Fat Burger"

New Year's resolution….NO MORE FAT! ???? Descendents? "No Fat Burger"

Posted by Epitaph Records on Monday, January 1, 2018

The Descendents have come a long way since 1985’s Bonus Fat. 30 years can take its toll, and it’s time for everyone to buy a jogging suit and sign up for water aerobics. Listen to the Descendents and get your cholesterol checked!

Can’t have no more juicy burgers
Can’t have no more greasy fries
Doctor took my lipid profile
He told me I’m barely alive

While you’re out stocking up on Metamucil, you might want to pick up the Descendents’ 2016 release, HYPERCAFFIUM SPAZZINATE, which has the No Fat Burger track, or buy directly from Epitaph.

Elise Thompson

About Elise Thompson

Born and raised in the great city of Los Angeles, this food, culture and music-loving punk rock angeleno wants to turn you on to all that is funky, delicious and weird in the city. While Elise holds down the fort, her adventurous alter ego Kiki Maraschino is known to roam the country in search of catfish.
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