Musical Advent Calendar Day 13: Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit

Dan Hicks, he of Hot Licks renown, leads the Christmas Jug Band through a story of desperation and angst that must be familiar to plenty of would-be Santas every year. “Some little fatso” makes off with your beard, hat and boots. Dan’s welcome to borrow my spare, it’s in the garage in the box with the jingle bells… so if you go trying to make off with it, you better holler “ho ho ho!” to avoid looking suspicious.