You want him to like you. But the like ain’t movin’ too quickly, so you decide to make a change: Yourself.
Relationships are so freakin’ hard. I figured I’d make ’em easier by just being, oohhh, something I wasn’t. I’ve nodded in agreement as my Joe said being an Atheist was the way to go, while I kinda grew up not doing that. At all. I’d spend a whole bunch of time and my last dime on a mani/pedi, eyebrow wax, getting my hair done and scheduling cosmetic surgery to change my “outtie” belly button to an “innie” for a date with Joe, when I knew damn well I was a tom boy who liked to play in the dirt while pushing on my belly button like I was one those weirdo Bug Out Bob dolls.
You’ve done this, right?
You know what? You should pat yourself on the back for your complete dedication to the cause! Who else would go to such lengths? This is called going for the GOLD, sister! I salute you. Keep up the good work and change everything you possibly can!