Offbeat L.A.: The Madonna Inn – Happiness in San Luis Obispo is a Palace of Kitsch

The Madonna Inn (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

There have been weavers of magic spells since the dawn of man’s existence; those who spin gold from mere thread, create wonderlands and sprout bouquets of sweet smelling flowers from their imaginations. Some of these magicians may not even consider themselves artists, but their idiosyncratic creations speak otherwise. Visiting the magical pink palace of the Madonna Inn, located about 4 hours north of Los Angeles in San Luis Obispo, will allow you to behold Alex and Phyllis Madonna, the owners and designers of this 110-room, larger-than-life, quite surreal hotel, as the peculiar visionaries they truly are. It is a shrine to individual expression, creativity and a stubborn stand against cookie-cutter homogeny. Appearing as if Liberace and Zsa Zsa Gabor had furnished a love nest and tried to outdo each other with opulent decorating schemes, it is full sensory overload in the best kind of way. 

Just a small taste of the common area of the Madonna Inn. Wood carvings done in 1961 by German craftsman, Alexander Zeller (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

It’s known as a temple of kitsch, a slice from a fairytale story book, gawdy, loud and over-the-top. But according to his widow Phyllis, the pure and simple reason Alex Madonna, who passed away in 2004, decided to give each hotel room a separate theme when he opened the Madonna Inn in 1958 was to “make more people happy.” In a 1982 interview by the NY Times, Mr. Madonna elaborated on his goal, “Anybody can build one room and a thousand like it… I want people to come in with a smile and leave with a smile. It’s fun.” The result is overwhelming splendor and gilded grandeur bordering on the fantastical – a men’s urinal built from a working rock waterfall, wooden staircase banisters finely carved to resemble grape vines, glowing multi-colored stained glass windows and chandeliers, tufted booths in the dining room of fuchsia and gold leather, soft-to-the-touch velvet flocked wallpaper, and so much attention to detail crammed into the ceiling, floors and walls that the mind shuts down and the only choice is to just be and go with the flow.

The author taking it all in (photo Gina Middleton)

Originally containing only 12 rooms, it has grown in the past sixty years to include 110, each with its own unique theme and statement, each casting an incantation of magic and individuality, each painstakingly decorated by Phyllis Madonna herself. Several rooms, such as the Cave Man and Jungle Rock, feature cave-like walls and waterfall shower stalls carved from 200-ton rock boulders, carefully rolled down from the mountain towering above. There are branches of trees sprouting plastic leaves, growing purposefully beside the beds to create the impression of an outdoor pre-historic shangri-la. The entrance to the honeymoon cottage, Love Nest, is accessed by a Hansel & Gretel styled bridge and is adorned with Pepto Bismol pink shag carpets and a private stained glass viewing nook found by climbing a spiral staircase with brass rails. Gypsy Rock has wood beamed multi-colored ceilings symbolic of a twirling gypsy’s scarves, while Room 132, the western-themed Yahoo, contains a stagecoach bed, complete with life-sized wooden wagon wheels and a seat for the driver.

Room 137: The Cave Man (original vintage photo postcard courtesy Madonna Inn/ Nikki Kreuzer collection)

Room 183: Love Nest (original vintage photo postcard courtesy Madonna Inn/ Nikki Kreuzer collection)

Room 142: Gypsy Rock (original vintage photo postcard courtesy Madonna Inn/ Nikki Kreuzer collection)

Alex Madonna was pure and simply a product of the wild, and still young, California west, a golden boy in a golden state, full of a life drive matching his vibrant imagination. Born in San Luis Obispo in 1918, he was the third child and first American generation born to hard working immigrants from Switzerland. He did odd jobs, joined the US army, and worked to construct both the 101 and 5 freeways before finding and marrying his artistic soulmate, Phyllis, in 1949. The Madonnas followed their hearts, openly and freely in their building and decorating ideas. They broke rules and basically created what felt right to their own distinctive visions. Phyllis states in her 2002 book, Madonna Inn: My Point of View, that they chose the color pink as a guiding inspiration because it “flattered people and made them feel relaxed and happy when they were around it. We feel pink spotlights people and highlights their positive attributes.” The Madonnas took quality of life quite seriously and realized that spreading joy would not only bring more hotel visitors, but also had the reciprocal effect of karmically drawing more happiness back home to them.

Portrait of Alex Madonna, hanging in the main building, near the Gold Rush Steak House (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

Portrait of Phyllis Madonna, with the accordian she has long played (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

The construction continued from 1958 into the early 1960s. The Copper Cafe coffee shop opened in 1960, and its circular eating counter gives the impression of a horseless carnival carousel full of pomp, circumstance and spectacle. Its paneled walls are accentuated with carved wood in a 1960s meets Swiss chalet style, featuring the large engraved message, “Let’s Eat and Be Forever Happy.” Booths are circular as well, made of deep red leather surrounding hammered copper tables. Murals of native Americans and teepees in Old West fashions flank the walls behind. Glass display cases hold cakes as elaborately decorated as the rest of the inn. With shaved chocolate ribbons in white, pink or brown and frosted to compete with the most frou frou wedding cake, these treats were originally created by Phyllis Madonna in the Inn’s initial years. The Pink Champagne and Black Forest cakes are the grandest of all, each standing nearly a foot tall.

Copper Cafe coffee shop at the Madonna Inn (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

The carousel-like Copper Cafe counter (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

The Gold Rush Steakhouse, a fine dining room spotlighting shades of blush, rose and magenta, accented with glittering gold, was completed in 1962, along with a wine cellar and conference room. By this time the inn had 40 guest rooms total, all with specific themes, no two remotely alike. That year a pre-dawn fire destroyed the portion of the hotel holding the original 12 rooms, and so it was back to the drawing board with planning and fabrication, until finally there were the 110 rooms that now stand today. Alex Madonna passed away in 2004 at age 85, leaving behind the dream he created, along with his wife, four children and at least ten grandchildren. At his funeral, his family dressed in pink, a most fitting honor to Alex’s commitment to happiness and optimism. His casket was transported to the cemetery in a horse drawn carriage as he continued his fairytale path toward eternity. In 2017 Phyllis can still be found around the inn, though it is her daughter, Connie Pearce, who operates as General Manager, along with Connie’s husband, Clint. The legacy Alex and Phyllis created by building the Madonna Inn and following their unconventional path to happiness has had a Pied Piper effect. The magic remains. With each visit brings a new smile, a fresh laugh, a recharged open heart. It is quite a fine heritage, and exactly what Alex Madonna intended to leave behind.

The Gold Rush Steakhouse, the main dining room at the Madonna Inn (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

The exterior of the Madonna Inn (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

Let them eat cake (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

The author standing in the rock shower stall of Room 139, Jungle Rock (photo Sharlynn Vee)

The Copper Cafe, built 1960 (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

Entryway to Room 135, Swiss Rock (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

Coming up the road to the Madonna Inn (photo Nikki Kreuzer)

Madonna Inn
100 Madonna Road
San Luis Obispo, CA 93405

Nikki Kreuzer

About Nikki Kreuzer

Nikki Kreuzer has been a Los Angeles resident for almost 30 years. When not working her day job in the film & TV industry, she spends her time over many obsessions, mainly music, art and exploring & photographing the oddities of the city she adores. So far she has written over 100 Offbeat L.A. articles which are published at the Los Angeles Beat and on the website OffbeatLA.com. As a writer she has also been published in the LA Weekly, Oddee.com, Blurred Culture, Twist Magazine, Strobe and Not For Hire. Nikki is also a mosaic artist, working actor and published photographer. Her photography has been featured in the print version of LA Weekly and as part of an exhibit at the Museum of Neon Art. In the band Nikki & Candy, she plays bass, sings and is co-writer. Find Nikki & Candy music on iTunes, Amazon or at NikkiandCandy.com. Nikki is currently working on her first novel. Please "like" the Offbeat L.A. Facebook page! For more Offbeat L.A. photos & adventures follow @Lunabeat on Instagram or @Offbeat_LA on Twitter.
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3 Responses to Offbeat L.A.: The Madonna Inn – Happiness in San Luis Obispo is a Palace of Kitsch

  1. edsails2017 says:

    Ok, I admit it. I’ve stopped there a few times just to show friends the men’s urinal!
    Great article, Nikki!

  2. Sandi says:

    What an awesome place

  3. Jerry Peters says:

    Nice photos Nikki. Yes, when we are on our way north we usually stop in. And yes, we smile, and have a pink drink.

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