Monthly Archives: December 2011

Christmas Cheer with No Dishes to Wash

It’s the holidays and it’s time to give yourself a nervous breakdown cooking for two straight days and trying to please everyone, which is impossible. Or. You could just pick up the phone and make reservations. Pamper yourself with champagne … Continue reading

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My Name Is Talking Tina And You’re A Crazy Bitch

This is kind of like the dog that says “I love you” when it is really saying, “Rawrr rawwrr rawwr” You don’t hear it the first time, but with enough encouragement after the first few times this doll is clearly … Continue reading

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Mrs. Barton’s Hanukkah

Hanukkah is the one holiday of the year that celebrates oil. How could I not love it? Luckily for me, I grew up next-door to Mrs. Barton, an excellent cook and my “adoptive Jewish mother”. Every year I remember her … Continue reading

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Hanukkah Rocks!

  Neil Diamond is the Jewish Elvis, so this is just about perfect.

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Taco Tuesday: Aires Oaxaqueños Birria de Res

Once upon a time, before I was even old enough to drink, Dave Childs took me to my very first taco truck. It was near the old Anti Club, somewhere around Melrose and Nomandy. We started on a taco truck … Continue reading

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We’re on the Highway to Health: Stretch Armstrong

As you can see by the photos published on the Beat of food extravaganzas, tacos and late-night rock concerts, we don’t always have the healthiest habits. But having a Health Editor and a Beauty Editor in your life can inspire you to make … Continue reading

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Alexander, Ruler of the World

Across the street from Paramount Studios on Van Ness stands and amazing edifice. Alexander, Ruler of the World is an apartment complex owned by Greek immigrant George Panousis, who started giving the building its gaudy makeover in the 90s. According to … Continue reading

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On Salty Caramels and Haircuts

I am addicted to salted caramels. This is dangerous, because I exercise, watch my weight, avoid sugar, and look my best not because I care what others think but because it makes me feel good. However, when Trader Joe’s rolls … Continue reading

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Why Even New Streetlights Make Me Happy?

Because we might be living in the End Times, even if I don’t get a spot on the ark with John Cusack. Recently I came home and noticed something was different. The streetlight just opposite my bedroom window had changed … Continue reading

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Mr Brainwash’s Life is Beautiful

This recently spuced up mural on Highland near Melrose bears the trademarks of street artist, album designer and protaganist/antagonist of Exit Through the Gift Shop, Mr. Brainwash. Not only does it include his previous work of Einstein, but bears his signature phrase, “Life is … Continue reading

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